I’m so angry!!

I can not believe it.  I just caught my wife of 10 years cheating on me.  And our anniversary just passed and I spent almost twenty thousand dollars on a brand new diamond necklace which she totally fawned over. She made such a big fuss over it, it was pathetic.  Now I know it was all a big show.  All I want to do right now is Diamond Cut that diamond in half.  It’s a necklace with a really long chain with a really big diamond pear shaped pendant in the middle. I just want to smash it to a million pieces!